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    The Death Stars were to be a planet-destroying game-changer, forever cementing their hold on the galaxy. They go on to lead a surprise attack against the Jedi, killing most of them and forcing the rest into hiding. Again, we understand it's not Star Wars without Jedi and you can't wait for an army to be rebuilt from Luke and Leia's inbred children. For the first time in years, we were given a title-spanning Marvel story that wasn't just about Good Guys vs. Login Home Articles Videos Columnists Photoplasty Personal Experiences Viral on Cracked Quick Fix LinkStorm Forums Categories Movies & TV Video Games Music Sports History Science Sex Tech News Celebrities Weird World Contact Us Terms of Use Privacy Policy Copyright 2005-2016 Cracked is a Scripps company brand . He crushes a cave troll underneath a spiky door. According to the majority of the books and comics set after the original trilogy, with the Emperor gone, there were hundreds of Admirals, Generals and Politicians who vied for control of the Galaxy. The Rebellion is still, well, a Rebellion, which means it still has to gain victory over the remaining Imperials to win, who are in turn fighting amongst themselves. They also bicker and passively-aggressively insult one other, like a metallic Timon and Pumbaa. Audiences ate the OT up, certainly, but critics trashed them.

     

    And then he befriends and tags along with Leia's brother, a another powerful Jedi and the hero of the story. Our more clever readers may have noticed a small curiosity regarding this storyline: It is, word for word, the exact fucking plot of the entire Star Wars saga. Login Home Articles Videos Columnists Photoplasty Personal Experiences Viral on Cracked Quick Fix LinkStorm Forums Categories Movies & TV Video Games Music Sports History Science Sex Tech News Celebrities Weird World Contact Us Terms of Use Privacy Policy Copyright 2005-2016 Cracked is a Scripps company brand . You know how in a sequel, you have to keep making everything bigger and better? Even when it doesn't make sense, a.k.a. S. It would be so easy for Vader to get Luke to join his side here. S.

     

    Lots of them. betrayed and murdered your father." "*cough* *cough* from a certain point of view *hack* *spittle*" "Your father wanted you to have his lightsaber when you were old enough." "To be fair, there's no getting around this one. I knew we'd have to talk about that eventually. Let's have you get to know this blonde girl a little better, she's sticking around -- OH, never mind, she's a zombie now. you know, like what happened with the original films. As a matter of fact, it would be of the greatest importance to hide the whole pregnancy altogether from the new Dark Lord of the Sith. Definitely an atrocity, and the worst thing to happen in the entire series. All in all, the beloved OT (and Jedi in particular) was a way more shameless stampede of cash cows than the reviled prequels or the new trilogy could ever hope to be.

     

    who did not even bother to use the word Spaarti. And we, as readers, had a new comic to read. 6 Star Wars Has Always Chosen Children Over Plot Lucasfilm Almost everyone agrees that booting Lucas from the new movies is a good thing, because the guy who created Star Wars no longer knows what Star Wars is all about. The unfortunate bastard whom Vader famously Force-chokes in A New Hope calls the Force an "ancient religion," while Han Solo refers to it as "hokey superstition." But come the prequels, there's suddenly science behind the Force, in the form of midi-chlorians. According to the Star Wars Legacy comics, 100 years after the original trilogy, the galaxy has supposedly seen several major wars and enough political maneuvering to turn the franchise into a Tom Clancy novel. Disney/Lucasfilm "Oh, poor Threepio! I used to know him, Horatio." And then, for no reason at all, in The Force Awakens Threepio's got a dumb red arm and no one cares enough about him to find out why. Merely eliminating an untrained Jedi was no longer good enough; the Emperor wanted to turn Luke into his willing Darth Stud Farmer. Login or Register Username Password Don't make me do this again Register Forgot Password? Sign in with Facebook . and helicopters . 695846ea4d

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